Why yes, Mama was gone for four days last week. I had to put up with Ichiro and take orders from Chey. I did not come out even if my dad was around. Well, I came out once. I just wanted our pet sitter to know I am an equal opportunity ignorer.
Now, Mama is back and I want my attention. Please put the camera down and pet me! But first could you get the dog smell off of you? I don’t care if you saw dogs that won ribbons at the National Keeshound Show. I do not like dogs. Except my friends Roxy and Lucky. The smell of those dogs is making my whiskers curl–can you see it?