I have just finished my first column for Mousebreath. I have decided that since I am stuck with Ichiro, I will do what any good Taoist would do, accept that he is here and get on with my life.
I have decided that perhaps it is my duty to impart all my Meezer Wisdom that has been handed down to me as the Right Paw of Bast to the little Sh…Cat.
Each week I shall have a new bit of advice or wisdom to impart. You may all learn from me.
Of course, I need a nick name for my little disciple as little Sh*t probably isn’t zen-like enough… Any suggestions?