I feel neglected. Both Cheysuli and Ichiro have columns at Mousebreath. In fact, Chey has an advice column. I do not have one. Momma didn’t even think about giving me one. Did you know I was the first cat with a blog and my blog does not even exist since Momma put me on this one?
I think I should demand more. I think I should stand up for tabbys everywhere and refuse to be on a site that is devoted to Siamese. It is not my fault I am not a Siamese. I am a tabby. And a puffy cat. That should be enough. I’d like to see Cheysuli fend for herself the way I did as a kitten until I found my Momma. She would never have been smart enough to find Momma! Not like me.
I think if I do not have my own website or my own column I should get something of my own. Something even better than my own closet… But what should I ask for?