Former Presidential Candidate Cheysuli was caught sneaking a look in a Christmas gift earlier this week at a photo shoot. Upon being questioned the former Candidate said, “I just need to see what sort of reaction I should be having! You know–it’s a photo shoot, not a real gift.”
Critics were not convinced. However, the former candidate went on, “I’m just so grateful that I get any gifts! And I’m grateful that I have so many friends and admirers that I get to do photoshoots like this. I think that’s what’s important.”
Critics continued to grumble. “They probably don’t like cats,” Chey philosophized.