In the meantime, the Male sent the Woman a couple of photos of searches people made on google about cats. One search result asked “Are cats racist?” I can say, most certainly not. Else I’d have to fight with myself.
Another asked “Do cats eat dead people?” and I say we aren’t usually offered any tidbits but certainly if we were… they might be tasty (except for Dick Cheney. EWWW).
Finally, the search that perplexed me, “My cat can eat a whole watermelon.” Good for you cat. I can’t imagine why they would want to.