So I’m just lying here refusing to look at the Woman. I am tired of her not paying enough attention to me. She listens to the Male singing, “No Chey des pas.” As if! She keeps telling me that that is a bad song for people who are very sad that they do not know Chey. He says it’s “Silent Night” in Spanish.
I don’t like the words. Besides, Christmas is over!
Now, will you please turn on the fireplace. My butt is cold.