I am not pleased. The Woman used the flashy thing in my face. I hate that. Then she tried to remove red but that left my eye a weird blue on the edges (instead of more red). Can’t she do anything right?
Then the Male was home for FOUR DAYS. I had to put up with him for FOUR DAYS in a row. Can you imagine? It was horrifying. He slept in until all hours. That meant he was IN MY ROOM. He talked to me.
I did not get turkey except a small part of the liver. YUCK. Who likes liver? I realize the Woman says it is good for me to eat but really. All in all this was a very poor weekend. They say it was Thanksgiving, but I could do without all that thanks. I mean, I am the one they were thanking, wasn’t I?