- Using a stolen fraudulent credit card from Daisy the Curly Cat.
- Associating with a known Catstra Nostra Member, Sammy the Whappinator
- Hiring and associating with those attempting to Whap reporters who were bringing the story to light
- Illegal entry into the country as a Borg
- Mail fraud for attempting to mail the Male to Cory Cat
- Ties to the Domestic Terrorist Group, Pooses For Peace
- Impersonating a blimp
- Being unaffected by catnip
If you have seen Cheysuli or have any ideas about where she is, you are instructed to not approach the cat. She can be dangerous. Please call your local federal agents at your first opportunity. This includes you Harley...
Sammy, if you are out there. We’re watching you too…