Meezer Monday again. I had the most horrible Friday. In the middle of the day, the Woman scooped up Gemini and I and TOSSED us into our carriers. Then she bluntly slammed the carriers around, knocking us into walls and doors and then THREW us into the car.
She drove through the Starbucks but decided the line was too long so didn’t wait. She then drove for HOURS, perhaps DAYS to get to the vet. There she found another Starbucks because we were EARLY by DAYS or perhaps WEEKS. At any rate, we waited patiently while she took her sweet time drinking her chai. Then we were kicked around some more and knocked into some more walls before she went into the vet. She thought there would be paperwork to fill out but they do only a little bit for return patients. So we then waited for several more DAYS or perhaps WEEKS, possibly even MONTHS before we were put into a room.
Then in the room we waited for several YEARS I am sure. Then the vet came in. She looked at Gemini and thought she looked quite healthy. Then she felt around me. She felt that my belly was quite strong and muscular and solid and that she wasn’t worried about my weight.
Then we were banged about again and taken home. Then there was a Woman cleaning there with the loud sucking machine and stuff and we had to go and run and hide while she spent the next several DAYS cleaning.
No wonder I am exhausted. I have lived a lifetime on Friday…