Well, I now have a plan to get rid of the male. I have a large box hidden away so all that has to happen is the Woman needs to be gone long enough that I can get him in there and then mail him out.
I am not quite sure he will fit in the mailbox though… It could be tight but I am sure that this is meant to be and I am pleased about it.
This morning I made him smell *my* foot and see how he liked that. I think he was thrilled to return the favor though. Much more grateful than the Woman. Of course she is not into making me smell her feet though so I can’t blame her.