“Cheysuli is entirely too much in the hands of Big Catnip,” stated Presidential Candidate Barak Obama. “She thinks that Nipothal is the way to for a new automotive fuel. She envisions a world where everyone grows their own fuel in their yards, creating fields of catnip everywhere.
“What Cheysuli does not understand is something every gardener understands. Yes catnip grows easily. A member of the mint family it can be invasive and grows like a weed.
“However, have you ever gotten your lovely catnip plants to mid summer, see them start to bloom and suddenly… They disappear. Like that.
“The neighbor’s cat has wandered into your yard and used your catnip. What if that’s the morning of your big presentation? What if that’s the time your wife goes into labor?
“Cheysuli’s plan for nipothal vehicles will not work. I applaud her for thinking outside the box, but Big Catnip’s heavy funding of 25 cents per month to her campaign (more than she’s getting from any one else) is likely clouding her thinking. Can we have a politician funded by one major lobby group in Washington?”