From the Cat Post Intelligencer:
Breaking news today is that Former Cuban leader Fidel Castro stepped down not because of his health but because he hopes to become Cheysuli’s campaign manager.
“We are in discussion with Mr. Castro about the possibilities,” stated Cheysuli. “I think that anyone with his credentials wanting to work with me is wonderful.”
Critics argue that Castro is not the sort of person that Cheysuli should be working with. “The fact that he cannot enter the country legally is certainly a deterant.” However, there is some vocal criticism that Cheysuli is going to take the country heavily into fascism.
“Oh please!” stated Cheysuli. “Castro is a communist, not a fascist. I wish these people would get their philosophies straight. Communism is socialism on steroids. Fascism is where big companies or a group of few rule everyone else. Cuba is COMMUNIST not fascist. This makes me worry that some in our government may not know the difference between Sunni and Shia.”