Presidential Candidate Cheysuli took more fire today from critics in Pennsylvania. Is she really Siamese enough they ask?
Admittedly, Cheysuli has never actually visited Siam. Her offices state that she has visited Thailand, but many critics do not feel that this is enough.
“If she were really Siamese, she would find a way to visit Siam. It is her heritage. Claiming to go to Thailand makes no sense. She is not Thai-anese, but Siamese. If she were really promoting her heritage she would visit Siam.”
These criticisms come after much fire about Cheysuli being a purebred cat and not being in touch with the real cat wants. “She is a purebred cat who has always had a home and food. She doesn’t know what it’s like to be on the street,” stated a critic.
Cheysuli states that, “My sister is a formerly feral tabby and I live with a cat who made her way in the world on her own. She adopted many people before she finally adopted my current human. Further I have lived a life of uncertainty, having to travel from Klamath Falls to Vancouver, Washington with the Human Male in the car and no inkling as to what my future would bring. For all I knew I was going to slaughter. I was taken from my lovely kits without my permission and thrust in the home of this… Woman.”
“I understand the problems of being a cat. I have had to go hours without being fed. I have had to go days without Temptations. I have had to go without human company for at least 12 hours at a time.
“I realize I have had it easy compared to many feral cats, however, I have good advisors and those in my home who have suffered from this situation. I am not without empathy.”