From the Cat Post Intelligencer
Presidential Candidate Cheysuli is being investigated as part of a ring of counterfeiting cats. Money has been circulated that looks suspiciously like the US dollar but if you look closely, rather than in “God We Trust,” the noteÂ says “In Chey We Trust.”
The US Treasury, the FBI are encouraging people to come forward if they have been passed these counterfeit bills. Agents heading the investigation are hampered by the fact that this is getting no publicity largely because of the Eliot Spitzer scandal.
Meezer Rule Wednesday: If you are going to be accused of a major crime be sure that the Governor of New York is involved in a Prostitution Scandal so that no one pays any attention to you.
Corollary to This Week’s Meezer Rule: At home, if you are going to be accused of a major crime that may set back your Human, walk close to Georgia so that she falls into the freshly painted bright red wall and your human must break off her accusing looks and give the other cat a sponge bath.