Proving that flattery will get you everywhere, Tara, Princess Meezer was my choice this week.
What personal body guard issues could you possibly have? With that cute tongue, who would even think of hurting you??
You are right.Â Who could possibly think of hurting me? Why do I have bodyguards. Well it’s because it’s kind of fun to be important enough to have them!Â And well, I like the notoriety.
I would like to applaud Tara for noticing that I have a cute little tongue. And for noticing the fact that no one could ever consider hurting me.
Now, this makes me reconsider turning down the Pakistani Prime Minister position… after all I’m so cute NO ONE could want to hurt me right?