People suggested I apply for credit cards instead of selling Gemini’s fur. And guess what?! I got my first one. I tried to dial the number to activate it but my paws were a bit large and so I kept getting some woman who wanted to chat (for only .95 cents a minute) but I couldn’t talk to her because I hadn’t activated my card.
Finally I got the number right. Now I can go out and charge all of my campaign expenses to the card! There is no need for the Woman to go out and loan me 5 million dollars.
Oh are you all set for my birthday bash on March 1?! Get your passports ready. I think the prime minister of Italy is going to have a bash to remember!