I have taken everyone’s comments into consideration and it sounds like I should not reconsider taking a job in Pakistan. I had no idea that cats were on the menu. If I were to be a leader there, this is something that would have to be outlawed. However, I hear that radicals like me are not well tolerated either. I guess I will have to be content with leading Italy and the United States.
Do not worry Zevo. I have no intention of loosing my wonderful bodyguard, Nubi. However, I always appreciate more ham.
This is a difficult decision as the world clamors for my leadership. I know there are people in need of a good meezer to rule them.Â Alas, at this point it looks as if I cannot rule them all.Â Give me a few months.Â I will succeed I am sure.