My rule: If ya mateys get a dumb pirate name, then just don’t print it. My fine name i and title are way too good to allow a fine and dandy nickname from the sea. After all, I OWN the sea!
That’s my rule and I’m sticking to it.
Gemini wanted to be part of this and perhaps we’ll get a photo up later. She heard that pirates had peg legs but thought they said Pig legs. I think she’s looking for a ham. I’m not sure if I should hope she finds a ham or not. I mean I’d like to eat a ham, but Gemini will get mad at me if I eat her leg.
I guess it’s her problem.
I have my lovely costume right here and I think it’s pretty spiffy if I do say so myself.
Now go talk like a pirate Mateys! Avast and Be Off and check out more pirates like the Missouri pirates (do they have a sea there to BE a pirate?)
So did I talk like a pirate or do I need to add some more avasts and land lubbers and stuff?