Gemini did not have an adventure. She hid under a bush.
I know the Human Male looked under that bush, but he’s a male. Fallible.
I know you looked under the same bush–that proves point one.Â However, you too are fallible.
Gemini at best hid under ANOTHER bush somewhere and didn’t bother to mew at you and you couldn’t find her. She’s not going to tell the truth about her adventure.
*I* wouldÂ have been found much sooner.Â I would have danced on the fences for all the dogs in the neighborhood, just out of reach and made them crazy!Â I would have demanded that I get breakfast in bed after my evening adventure.Â Do not think I wouldn’t have! I’m a meezer. What? That’s the door.
I AM NOT GOING OUTSIDE.