I am making a pledge. For every dollar of my campaign contributions, I will spend .25 cents of that on setting up programs around the country so that humans can learn to speak cat for free.
Are you tired of your human saying “What do you want?” when you are clearing stating your wants?
Are you tired of having your ears rubbed when you really want some ham?!
It’s time this stopped. I hear politicians trying to make English the “official” language of this country but I will not nap for that! I believe that cat is a viable language and all humans should learn. Once we have centers in your area, be sure to make sure you send your human to them! After all, they’re free!