The Poi Rats mentioned that while their house was being shown, they had to be covered. I am appalled! They’re good rats. They’re lovely rats. Why should they have to be covered because there are some who are guilty of specism? I have decided that rat specism will be part of my campaign.
I will resolve to clean up rat hate speech
- Dirty Rat
- Rat Fink
- You little rat
- You’re a rat (meant in a negative sense)
- I don’t give a rat’s $#@&
These figures of speech will need to be monitored and cleaned up. People need to see how harmful these words are to our fellow creatures who happen to be rats.
Anyone who has ever lived with rats knows that they are very clean creatures. They are smart. They can be every bit as stubborn as a Siamese but do people insult Siamese cats? No! And I won’t allow that either!
Stand up for the rats of the world NOW! I will be adding rats to the anti hate specist acts when I get into office!