The Woman went out to a Holiday Bazaar Saturday. It was at an Episcopalian Church. You would think this was safe, but alas, I must say it appears that they are part of a Vishus underground! It’s frightening to learn of this time of year, but I feel it is my duty to warn all cats of this.
The Woman innocently went into their Bazaar and looked at the crafts. Just as she was leaving she spotted this Vishus item! In the corner, there it was, packaged like something edible, but it said, “Not for Human Consumption.” Curious she looked closer. It said, “Reindeer Food”. It was to be spread on the law to ATTRACT REINDEER!!!!
Can you imagine my horror. I have read with trepidition, tales from Skeezix about the Vishus-ness of deer. I know that Reindeer are really just large, cold weather deer. Suddenly, a Church, a place where I would have thought any creature, human or cat could take refuge, is giving out something to ATTRACT Reindeer!
Stay away, fellow cats. Stay away. The Episcopal Church is actually in league with Vishus Deer. We are not safe. After observing this, I realize that we are not really safe anywhere if even the Churches can be swayed by Vishus-ness.
Skeezix! Stay strong. Keep your message out. I’ll be watching and waiting. I worry for you that the Vishus creatures may somehow remove your blog. We are living in frightening times… We must check in regularly. We must not go into our yards alone. We must make sure that our humans have not been swayed into believing that the Vishus ones are not. We must be vigilant. Most of all, we must protect cats like Skeezix who have put their neck on the line and gotten the word out.