So, the humans have gone out and gotten a real tree and brought it inside. They seem to think you should stay under the tree. Under the tree?! What are trees for you might think. You would be right. Trees are for climbing.
Reason #1 You should climb the Christmas Tree. It’s a tree. It’s there. Do I really need to spell it out for you?
Reason #2 If you climb carefully, you’ll have a bird’s eye view of the humans as they hunt frantically for you. When they are ready to give up and haven’t found you, you can watch them jump as you mew from behind them.
Reason #3 All the best ornaments are placed up high so you can’t bat them around. Now you can reach them.
I realize you all have your own reasons for climbing or not climbing. I think this is the best one. My humans, unfortunately, have opted for a fake tree and those just aren’t worth climbing…