I’m tired of spam at my mail box.
I’d like to thank the gentleman who seems to think that I am a long lost relative, but I am Siamese, not Sudanese and I doubt that we are related. Also, I’m a cat. I’ve tried opening bank accounts and they won’t let me. Perhaps when you find someone else to open an account for the millions you want to share with me, you can contact me and I can get my share THEN. Until that time, don’t contact me again.
To the person who wrote me about the University degree. When I post, I frequently hit an extra letter. I also type fast and may misspell some words. I’m a cat. However, I expect better from a University. Please learn to spell the word. It is not unversty. I do not need a degree and if I did, I would go to one that didn’t misspell the word.
Viagra folks: I’M A FEMALE CAT! I do not need viagra. I’m spayed. Therefore I am not interested in males in that way. Please stop sending me information.
I am not interested in forex trading. I have tried to get a social security number but I have not yet succeed, which means I cannot open a forex account.
I do not want to buy a home. I mean I do, but the lack of a bank account, credit and a social security number means I probably won’t do it soon.
I do not want my breasts enlarged. I have enough. Do I really want to walk around like a cow that needs to be milked? I don’t think so.
As to enlarging other parts of my anatomy… I’M A GIRL! And no I don’t need a male who is enlarged. Thank you very much.
I’m not interested in porn. Nor do I need the latest stock quotes.
What I’d really like, is a mailbox that allows me to only get comments and nice emails from the cats who are my friends. If you send me spam on how to block spam, you might just have done me a favor.