Hmm… Someone must have seen my website because suddenly I have been innudated with spam. They want me to advertise with them. Someone else commented and want me to surf a certain site. I realize that gorgeous as I am everyone would want to get word out about me, but I think there are better ways. No matter which address you send to, I am still not interested in spam. I am not interested as “admin” or as “billing” or as “support” or as “webmaster”. I’m not even interested if you address me by your own name.
As a cat, unless you are spamming with me “spam”, which might be interesting as I hear it’s food, or with catnip, your chances of getting me as a customer are almost zero. I certainly don’t feel a need to advertise with you. When I run for presdient, I expect that word of mouth and my loyal followers will be enough–or so I hope. I could be wrong.
Speaking of, I think I should be making a list of companies that might assist me in my bid for presidency. I am thinking Petsmart and Petco, Hill’s, Solid Gold, Royal Canin, Purina, and VCA (an association of Veterinary Hospitals). I have considered the pet insurance place, but as they have a logo with a dog eating a cat, I’m sure they’d be more inclined to help dogs than cats. There are 3 local cat veterinarians and I might surf online to get names of each and send them out a letter soliciting their support. I realize such things are just “junk” mail but it’s a way that many candidates get their message out.
So much to do. Just thinking about it makes me want to nap..
At any rate, when I am president and Sammy keeps the internet working, he can feed that spam to Miles and we won’t have to worry about it. I hear it’s made from ham, Miles.