The Cat Post Intelligencer
Scratching and Reporting by Chey
Yes, I know you got that toy. I don’t care for it. It’s a tooth cleaning toy. I have five teeth. And they are in my mouth, not on my rib cage. Please remove it.
Hello? Are you listening to me?
Toy, what toy? All our Mommy can see are some delicious pink paw pads! SQUEEE!
That toy goes very nicely with your furs Chey.
But humans are silly and like to have their fun
Our Mom also likes your fine toes.
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
and Angels Tiger and Tillie
Humans are so weird!
MOL! We feel the same way about the wormy toy, and we have had to wear it before when we refused to play. Sparkle is right… humans are wierd.
Whap that toy off of there, Chey! You don’t need teefs to do that!
That looks vaguely…unpleasant….
MOL!!! You are TOO funny, Chey!
You need an Early Bird to take care of that for you!
That worm looks a little bit creepy Chey.
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