Mama, I am glad you’re back. Something happened while you were gone and I got all scared of everything. That is why I have been acting a little odd lately. And that is why I stopped loving on Margot, but I still like her.
And now that you are back, could you stop trying to take pictures of my bum? I don’t like that. I am a very modest cat and I do not want pictures of my tocks all over the place.