Retrospective: The Poot

This was truly one of our most classic posts, playing on the press’ hype when Hilary took the New Hampshire primary after being moved to tears.  Chey had her own secret weapon.  This from January 2008

Hillary Clinton may have garnered support with her spontaneous show of tears, but Critters for Total World Domination Candidate Cheysuli has taken this spontaneity one step farther. After a sumptuous feast on the campaign trail, Cheysuli stepped out to talk. Right in the middle of the speech, during a pause as the applause died down, the listeners heard “fffffffffssssssstttttt” and then were exposed to a noxious smell.

“It was completely spontaneous. I mean we’ve all been there in that embarrassing moment. It made her human… er feline,” said one supporter.

“She couldn’t have planned it better,” stated one political pundit. “We’ve been begging candidates for authenticity and this is as authentic as it gets.”

“I have no doubt that the surge you have seen in her polling since yesterday is because of this. I mean it’s real.”

“Had I known,” stated Cheysuli, “I’d have had Fox news filming me in my litter box. See what they could make of that!”

“This is a tough one to top. Even Hillary Clinton’s tears weren’t this real,” said an unnamed source.

“Yeah, I’m sure in general it should help her campaign, but you weren’t in the room,” responded another (former) supporter.



  1. da tabbies o trout towne says:

    chey; we salute yur a bill a tee ta toot N knot give a hoot; feel free ta poot round trout towne any time coz trust uz, bee tween tootin N trout ewe will think sea bass smellz grate !!

  2. Grayce (the fart queen) says: Better out than in!

  3. “Wherever you are and wherever you be, let your wind and your water run free”

    Old English saying 🙂

  4. heehee
    We remember Chey!

    Hello gorgeous Miss Gemini
    Ping purrs

  5. Oh yes Chey, you did add a “flava” to the campaign 😉
    Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
    Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie

  6. Haha! How could we ever forget the famous poot!

  7. HaHaMeow!

  8. We love it when someone isn’t afraid to be totally natural on the campaign trail!

  9. Yeah Chey for keeping it real!

  10. Oah Yeah Chey!

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