Retrospective: Name Calling

For those who were around, Chey had more than her fair share of scandals.  The early ones were far more mundane than the later ones.  In this one, she might have referred to Gemini in a less than flattering manner.  The press, as always, were out to make her look bad even in April 2007, more than a year away from the election.

Yesterday, Cheysuli was grounded for inappropriate language.

“I’m happy that the outcome wasn’t worse. They actually wanted to remove me from the household all together.  Fortunately reason prevailed,” said Miss Cheysuli after she was publically humiliatedcensored by Gemini for calling her a “puffalump.”

“You just shouldn’t use that kind of language around a puffy cat. It’s very insulting,” said Gemini.

Cheysuli used the term after Gemini jumped down from a high place and attacked.   Turning to her attacker, Cheysuli allegedly said the word, “puffalump.”

“Everyone heard her,” said Gemini.  “Well that would be me.  The humans never really listen to us anyway and I think Georgia is hard of hearing.”

“Gemini hears words that she hates all the time. I said no such thing.  In the heat of the action of being chased and attacking, I think she made something up,” said Cheysuli. “Regardless of whether I did this or not, I am the one who is taking the fall.  It could be far far worse.  However, I’ve campaigned on the concept of honesty and responsibility so I will stand up and take my punishment.”

“Really,” said an annonymous source, “She lives by what she says. I think she’ll make a great wife president.”


  1. Hi Guys!
    Thanks for coming to my birthday party! And I mist admit that Queen penelope is not one to mince her words!

  2. I never heard of a puffalumb before!

  3. ::::thud:::::

    You mezmerized him MIss Gemini!
    Ping in down for the count!

    ?•*¨`*•. ?Abby?Boo?Ping?Jinx?Grace??•*¨`*•.

  4. da tabbies o trout towne says:

    gemini; well, purrhaps it coulda been werse if like chey wooda called ewe doggie dimble digs ore sumthin….ore even WERSE than that….


  5. That could be grounds for something!! Need a good lawyer? Anybody? I’m cheap. No win no fee 🙂

  6. We are sure that iffen you called Gemini a Puffalump (which we arent suggestin ya did), then it was quite well deserved. And iffen ya did call her that (which, again, we arent suggestin ya did) and it was TRUE, she should have accepted it. Not that we are sayin ya called her that, of course…

  7. I feel for you Gemini. I sometimes get called Flumpalump.

  8. MOL, we remember those days. Oh they were fun! hey, Chey, are you running again seeing there is really no competition from the non-hairy lot?

  9. I am sure that you didn’t call Gemini a name. She probably misheard you. I hope you whapped her a good one for attacking you.


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