The Book Of Ichiro, Chapter 1

So I said to Cheysuli, why should I worship you?

And Chey said, “You don’t have to.  You’re a cat.  Pets don’t have to worship me.  They are too busy being worshipped by their owners.   I just want to be remembered as the one who reminds them to worship their pets.”

So I said, that’s cool.  So how come it’s like a religion?  Don’t you fight for souls or something?

And Chey said, “Well you know, lots of Gods do.   But Bast and I decided it’s not really what the humans believe but how they act.   We don’t want to get involved in all those human soul wars.  After all, what would we WANT with a bunch of human souls?!  No, we think they can keep their own beliefs so long as they are kind to those who are most vulnerable.”

So any way I still think that’s like way cool.   And all.  But I kind of like to fight so I asked about that and Chey told me that it’s okay to fight if I’m a cat because like that’s my nature and I’m not mad about stuff and things.   And it’s okay to defend myself if I like get attacked and stuff so I think that’s all cool too.

So have you signed up for the newsletter? Today is the last day for our contest to help Max’ person by getting money per newsletter sign up!   We’re lower than we thought on money so come on and help us.  We would cap at $50.00 but we’re nowhere near that.    Have a perfect fourth!   Fun but not too noisy!

Comments

  1. Hi, adorable Ichiro=how cool you have your own book!!…We agree with Chey=personally, we’re lovers, not fighters, sweet boy :)…We think you look a lot like Sukki=you are a real cutie!!…Happy July 4th, precious friends…xoxo…Calle, Halle, Sukki

  2. Happy 4th of July to yoo and family! Yoo always make us larf!

  3. “No, we think they can keep their own beliefs *so long as they are kind to those who are most vulnerable*.”

    Well, that’s the crux of it, isn’t it? 🙂

    Happy July 4th to you all! Have a safe and fun day!

  4. We think we should all worship all animals since the animals worship their owners or the hoooomans that take care of them. And what would we do without animals. I know they have saved my life many times.
    We did sign up for the newsletter and hope you get more.
    Have yourselves one really nice Fourth and stay safe.

  5. Well, that’s a religion we can get into too, Ichiro!!

    Happy 4th of July to all of you!!

  6. We signed up!! In fact, doofus Mom almost signed us up a bunch of times but she caught it and only responded once.

    The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

  7. Mommy says she doesn’t have a soul to give anyway, something about making a deal with the devil when she took in so many of us!
    Whatever.

  8. Hey Ichiro…I’m not mad about stuff and things too!

    Guess what? Mom was silly and realized she never signed up for the newsletter even though she thought she did…sigh. I have her a whap and now we’re all signed up.

    Have a great 4th of July!

  9. lol we love the way the book is written. All filled with stuff, and such. 🙂 We hope to hear more about it. Hope you have a lovely 4th!

  10. We signed up for the newsletter and feel there is always room a Bast-inspired religion. Our cats are Pagan or Buddhist except for Odin who thinks he’s Jew because he doesn’t eat pork. Ichiro, we have a non-religious question: Does your mom do acupuncture on you?

  11. We have signed up. We hope we weren’t too late!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

  12. Go for it Ichiro!

    Have a safe and happy Fourth!

    Hellllllllllloooo gorgeous Miss Gemini. I hope you don’t have any loud boomies at your house tonight.

    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ?Ping?

  13. WE like that you two have deep,interesting talks 🙂
    We also believe humans heed to be nice to all living thingd.
    WE got Mom to stop coffing long enough to sign up 🙂
    Happy 4th of July!!!!!!!
    Purrs Tillie and Georgia

  14. You are just totally amazing Chey!

  15. Meowism is sounding better and better the more I learn about it! I signed up for your newsletter.

  16. Happy 4th!

  17. Meow, Ichiro is a hot name.

  18. Our 4th was very noisy and we were a bit afraid…I think we prayed. We appurrciate your visits to our bloggie and are thankful for your furrendship!

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