Wednesday With Cheysuli

I have just finished my first column for Mousebreath.   I have decided that since I am stuck with Ichiro, I will do what any good Taoist would do, accept that he is here and get on with my life.

I have decided that perhaps it is my duty to impart all my Meezer Wisdom that has been handed down to me as the Right Paw of Bast to the little Sh…Cat.

Each week I shall have a new bit of advice or wisdom to impart.   You may all learn from me.

Of course, I need a nick name for my little disciple as little Sh*t probably isn’t zen-like enough… Any suggestions?



  1. Mebbe you could call him “My Little Challenge”.

  2. I dunno, Chey – I think you got his name right the first time!

  3. Ah, no Chey, that name is sooo not Zen…….we think we have an invisible brother ’cause Mom is always saying………..” are you looking for Trouble?!” lol

  4. MOL! “Little Sh*t” might not be ZEN enuff, but it sure is funny!

  5. We think that it’s probably a good thing that you just accept Ichiro and move on. We’ll check out your article on Mousebreath. We can’t wait to hear some of your advice and wisdom.

  6. Icky?

  7. Or That Little itch?

  8. We really can not think of a better name, but you are may not be proper.
    Happy Wednesday!
    ~ Anna Sue and The Bunch

  9. I was hoping for something a little more Shaolin-esque like Grasshopper… Or maybe Stink Bug….

  10. That’s a tough one Chey, whatever you call him he won’t listen anyways!

  11. How about Little Shadow?

  12. WE think Little sh*t is a good name for your student. We hope you have some success in getting him trained or at least listening to you somewhat. Take care.

  13. Hi Chey! We think it is a good idea to accept the fact that the Little um, Naughtypuss (?) is there to stay. And it is a great idea to teach him – and that doesn’t mean you can’t still give him a whap if it is needed.

    And wow that is so cool you have a column – mom said we can check it out later when she is back from working!!

  14. Poor Ichiro

    Just call him “Little Brother”…. 🙂

    Helllllllllllllloooo gorgeous Miss Gemini.

    your boyfriendcat

  15. I think Stink Bug is perfect! So annoying!

  16. We’re almost positive that you will need a new name for the little…….we mean….for Ichiro. After all, kittens will be reading your advice!!

    The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

  17. Most excellent post. Congrats.
    We wanted to tell you that you are a guest of honor at the Cinco de Mayo party and we have specially arranged that you will have ham tacos, ham burritos and ham. So sorry we have been incommunicado .. i blame the lazy human who is too overwhelmed to care about my blog or visiting blogs.
    We can do tequila shots tomorrow.
    zevo & the pooses for peace

  18. Let’s see. I call Ducky, runt. So little runt. Grasshopper is so outdated. Hmmm.

    I think you got it right the first time Little Sh*t*

  19. Ok Chey, you’re gonna love this. I just went to a website on Zen boys names and I found Shiketsu and it says it means “sh*t stick”. Ha!!!!

    Here is the link:

    You owe me some cheese!!!

    xoxo Cory

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