Words on Wednesday

I can’t believe the Woman is leaving me with the Male and that little cat!

I do want to thank the Food Lady for the bonito flakes that she had sent to me. They are my favorite.  She says it was Mao’s idea. He’s afraid I’ll get skinny and then he won’t be able to make booty comments.   Whatever the reason, I ate the whole tub.  They were good.

I believe there is also a flat Chey going with the Woman. I take comfort in the fact that there is no flat Ichiro.  Also, my name is on the business cards that were made up.   So this is all about me.

Still I’ll be stuck wrangling the Male.  And now that kitten.  A cat’s work is never done…


  1. We would feel sorry for you, Chey, but somehow we think you’ll find an angle to work so you still get extra food privileges.

  2. Maybe our moms will bring us back nice swag….

  3. Of course it’s all about you, Chey, who else would it be about.
    Love & Purrs,

  4. Of course you’d be the one, who else/

  5. It is all about you, beautiful girl…Hope you are feeling better everyday, sweetie…Wishing your Mom a safe journey…xoxo…Calle, Halle, Sukki

  6. Seems like there are a lot of flat kitties floating around… while the real kitties sit home, annoyed that their humans left without even leaving a flat human behind.

  7. Well, of course it is all about you. Why would you think otherwise?

  8. Well of course it’s all about you, Chey. Duh!

  9. I think that Blogpaws is only likely to ramp up the Woman’s spoiling tendencies, Chey. The attendees are all besotted about their pets, and I am sure they come home even more besotted. Here’s hoping you will be the beneficiary big time.

    Just be sure the Male doesn’t pay more attention to Ichiro than to you. You are the Sepreme Meezer.

  10. We recommend that you just go into the “Chey Zone” and nap!

  11. Mayby the Male will pay more attention to Ichiro and leave you alone, Chey. Then you won’t have to worry about either one.

  12. Chey, we know that you are up to the challenge. If you need to escape, just teleport over here!

  13. It sounds to be like you have been very spoiled, Chey! It’s nice to hear you’ve got an appetite — even if for the Bonito flakes. What a nice Food Lady to send them to you!

    You don’t mention Gemini in all this. Where is she? Is she going with the woman, or have you just forgot her in all this Ichiro madness?

  14. It’s OK Chey, she is going to be telling everyone how wonderful you are!

  15. Oh, Chey, you really have your work cut out for you!

  16. We’re sure the list of instructions regarding your foods are lengthy, and we’re sure they will be followed. Having their traveling phone on speed dial helps out.

  17. Use the time to put the smackdown on that little furball. But, you know, gently because he is just a baby. Now’s the time to train him! You don’t have to be as gentle with the human…well, at least not after he’s fed you…

  18. Sparkle has a great idea; we need some flat humans around for when they leave us alone!

  19. You must be feeling better, Chey, because you are getting feisty again!

  20. Chey we have faith in you that you will have Ichiro and the Male well trained by the time the Woman gets back.

  21. Chey we think you’ll do just fine!

    Helllllllllllllllllllllooooo Miss Gemini!!

    your boyfriendcat

  22. Left alone???????????????????? Sheesh!!!!!
    NOw you can try your paw at whipping those two boys into shape
    and make sure they know how to treat you properly!!!!!!
    It’s good to have friends like Mao,even if he set the fish flakes with ulterior motives 😉
    Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

  23. Boy Chey!! You have been through sooo much lately!! First you get intruded on by a new little boy meezer, then you get really REALLY scary sick & NOW you’re being abandoned by the Woman, left to contend with the Male & the little boy meezer!!

    We think that when the Woman gets back, she needs to spoil you somethin’ FIERCE!!

    Good luck while she’s gone – don’t beat on the little boy TOO much!

    ~Nico, Simon & JayJay 🙂

  24. Um…Chey dear, I think fish flakes are supposed to be a snack, not the whole meal.


  25. Our male is putty in our paws. We hope yours is just as pliable!

  26. maybe yoo can minipulate tha male into feeding yoo treets yoo want. play tha kitty cat eyes on him.

  27. a cats work is never done! that is for sure!!!!!!!

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