Cheysuli Contemplates Mailing the Male

img_6250aWell, I now have a plan to get rid of the male.  I have a large box hidden away so all that has to happen is the Woman needs to be gone long enough that I can get him in there and then mail him out.

I am not quite sure he will fit in the mailbox though… It could be tight but I am sure that this is meant to be and I am pleased about it.

This morning I made him smell *my* foot and see how he liked that.  I think he was thrilled to return the favor though.  Much more grateful than the Woman. Of course she is not into making me smell her feet though so I can’t blame her.


  1. You are very very wise, Chey~!!

  2. 1-800-pick-ups
    Skedule a pickup.
    But where will you send him?

  3. If you can get him in the box, you might get someone to come and pick it up. Good job on the return foot sniffing.

  4. You can get a quote from the UPS store. For an extra fee they will do the packing for you! If you don’t send him to me, can you please just send me one of his socks?

  5. This we have got to see. Either you have a mighty small man or an extra large mailbox.

  6. Iffen ya get Gemini inna box, ya gotta seal it good. Catspit dont werk. Duck tape does though, but it is real hard ta handle fer us kitties.

  7. That was a great idea to make the male smell your foot!

  8. Sheesh, good luck mate! Crikey! Hugs from Pyewacket. 🙂

  9. I just hope you have enough postage!

  10. If the ‘package’ won’t fit in the mail box, you can use UPS ground freight. And they pick up, too.

  11. You’re going to need an awful lot of stamps and might just have to fill in one of those declaration stickers – if so I suggest writing on it “defective goods!” 😉


  12. I’m in shock, Chey. Would you ever do that to me?

  13. Don’t send him here, I won’t tolerate feet shoved on my nose.

  14. Chey, good job making him smell your feet! But we bet your feet are sweeter smelling than his…really not a fair exchange…

  15. You could box him up and get on the Post Office and they will pick him up from your front porch. Then you wouldn’t have to worry about him fitting…

    I say you put your spot #13 in his face the next time he makes you smell his feet!

  16. Who are you going to mail him too?

  17. You should FedEx him. I hear FedEx will ship anything!

  18. Males are so hard to understand! Harley loves our Daddie, but I am a tiny bit scairted of him.

  19. Most excellent plan. Perhaps you could entice him into the box with a beer.


  20. I don’t know that you could get him into the mailer without help. As for smelling your feet, if he’s anything like my dad, your feet smell like roses compared to him. You need some ninjas to take him out.


  21. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Plans coming together!!!
    This is going to get interesting!!!!!
    I will stay tuned 😉
    Purrs Mickey

  22. Make sure yoo punch a few holes in the bocks so he can breethe.

  23. If you cover him in powdered sugar and label him BIOHAZARD they’ll come and take him away and you won’t have to pay for stamps – or packaging!

  24. are you sending him to timbucktoo?

  25. Don’t tell Dorydoo and Marilyn, they might try to mail away me and Brainball! hehehehe

    Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

  26. heheh Chey, my momma loves to kiss my feets.. maybe your dadda is just a little bit kinky and makes you smell his so you will make him smell yours… oooOOO naaaahh let’s not think about that any more.. yeah ship him off!! 😛

  27. I am so hopelessly behind in acknowledgements. You were so kind to leave a comforting comment upon my beloved Jake’s passing last month. The cat blogosphere is a wonderfully caring community, and I am honored to be a part of it. Thank you for your support during this difficult time for me. Jake’s memory will forever live in my heart and mind.

    ~J&B’s Mom Nancy

  28. Chey….where are you sending him??? Is it Special Delivery???

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