Thankful Thursday

img_5311aOh Georgia looks so cute. She helped us with something and we’ll let you know what later on today… he he he…but it is something we are thankful for!

Okay, so now we can post this.   Janet Roper at Talk2theAnimals who is an animal communicator had a contest for their birthday.   We decided to enter as the Woman had had an interesting conversation with Georgia.

You can read what Georgia told us at Talk 2 the Animals.  Here is what the woman first thought about when she had the conversation with Georgia.

We WON!!! Anyway we get to have a teleparty for five of our friends.  We do have a couple of spots that we are unsure about so if you have something you really want to find out about your cat please email us and tell us you are interested in the party.  We only have a couple of spots so we can’t guarantee anything but we’ll let you know one way or the other.

Cheysuli Boldly Shows Off Full Body Stretch

img_6035aI was about to come out on Oprah with this nice slender look, however someone pointed out that there is a slight crease in the tummy. I suppose this means that I still look a bit like a football. And here I’ve been having so much fun chasing the other cats.

I can still stretch nicely and I intend to keep doing it. I don’t care what they say. No one has to look at my fat photos do they? I mean well yes humans have a tendency to say “See! Look at that. Isn’t that disgusting. Why would anyone ever want to look at that?”

And I say, “Well you are looking at it. You are asking someone else to look at it. Perhaps you have a better answer than the smart person who avoided the picture.”

So, I offer this for you. If it offends you, you may go elsewhere. Otherwise, worship at the alter of my magnificent meezer-ness, the penultimate pleasure of my plumpness. I plan to nap.

Hey–I’ve been chasing that darned little cat all over the place. I deserve a nap!

Gemini Opens her Personal Training Salon

img_6054aI have been taking it upon myself to be Cheysuli’s personal trainer. I have been chasing up the stairs and then down the stairs. Then when she tries to rest, I swat at her so that she has to begin running again.

Sometimes she does not like it and chases me… but I run so that she has to too! I think I am a very good personal trainer.

Right now I think I shall wander over to the fire and smooth my furs down. In a little while it will be time for Momma to go sit on the sofa and furminate me. I want to look nice for that.

Cheysuli Shuns Camera. Is she Bigger than Ever?

img_6047aHiding behind her toes, Cheysuli refuses to be photographed.

“She’s HUGE,” said one unnamed source. “In fact that Woman who had octuplets didn’t look this big.”

Other sources disagree. “She kinda looks footballish but she hasn’t gotten huge. Can’t a cat over eat a little bit without everyone dissecting her every morsel?”

Nutritionists have been writing in offering Cheysuli advice on what to eat and not eat.

“Well she should be eating more protein and less carbohydrates but all less animal fat,” said the staff person in charge of reading the mail. “The problem is, she is a true carnivore and can’t get less animal fat because that’s what her body needs.”

Cheysuli has been unavailable for comment on her weight. Rumors abound that she will soon be on Oprah’s show.

Sunday Guest Star: Cory Cat

feb-7-2009-elliecorycecmadben-050Admittedly this was a tough one. But we had a few that we thought were easier so we thought we would test your skills. Unfortunately there aren’t a lot of landmarks here, but after reading clues carefully, Cory Cat pulled this out of her furry little tail.. (as he put it).

Cape Horn Argentina….throw enough darts and maybe one will stick??

Roxy guess Argentina and technically she was also correct. ‘Kaika came very close guessing Patagonia and the Straits of Magellan. We were in both of those places as well. However the Straits had even fewer landmarks than Cape Horn. Derby guessed Terra Del Fuego, which was also very close. The Cat Realm also guessed Cape Horn, but they admitted to reading the answers above!

We even begged Skeezix to come up with the right answer, and one of his was very close. He guessed perhaps the Falkland Islands but we were not there. However, many of the boats that were damaged around Cape Horn (it is rarely this peaceful) ended up in Stanley. They were either repaired there or left in the Stanley boat graveyard.

My human was lucky enough to get to go around Cape Horn on the same trip that took her to Easter Island. The photos do not show this clearly but the sky seemed to be so low that it almost touched the earth. It was quite cold and a little windy. Most of the time it is very difficult to get the ship to stay off the tip of Cape Horn because the seas are so high. The Woman of course was disappointed as she doesn’t get sea sick and she rather likes a high sea…

Find Chey Friday

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Okay, I think we have the picture thing taken care of now.  I hope so.  This could be a tough one.   I am really really lost. It’s supposed to be a famous place but I can’t seem to see a signal landmark to help me at all.

And once again, that darned water!  Why is there so much water around?

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Ear Check

img_6060aGemini is checking up on Georgia. She has been more distracted lately and Gemini always makes sure to keep her in line… er well somewhere. Actually Gemini tends to annoy her more than anything.

Anyway here is Georgia laying on her great blanket that we got as a gift and Gemini and is sniffing her ear. Pretty soon Georgia will swat her when she gets annoyed enough and Gemini will back off for a few minutes.

You can see that right now Georgia is doing her best to ignore Gemini because she is quite comfy in front of the fire. Gemini will not give up until she disturbs Georgia. She is quite rude.

I would never do such a thing… I only annoy Georgia by leaping out at her when she is walking. I think one should always be prepared for a flying meezer!

Cheysuli: Bulimia Threatens?!

img_6043aAfter rumors of her increasing weight gain, now there are rumors abounding that former Presidential Candidate Cheysuli may actually be bulimic.

“Sometimes she eats a ton of food and then she just vomits it right back up on the floor,” said one person close to the former Candidate.

“I think she is secretly trying to loose weight by doing this,” another continued.

Experts argue that Cheysuli, having no teeth could be inhaling her food to quickly and then it is expanding as it mixes with the fluids in her stomach creating an uncomfortable distention… well FURTHER distention. Cats have the ability to vomit on demand so she is vomiting up the extra.

“I still think she is becoming some sort of Drama Cat,” said an unnamed and possibly jealous little puffy source. “She used to get all that attention by running for president and now all she has is her food.”

Others close to Cheysuli claim that this isn’t an issue and is being handled.

“You try and eat those crunchies you love so much with no teeth Puffalump!” Cheysuli was heard to yell.

Gemini Flips Over Ping

img_6056aOh you all know I think Ping is the most handsomest of cats. And look! I am flipping.

Actually this is my trick. My Dad, when he was just an Almost Dad taught me to flip when I was a tiny kitten. He taught me to stretch out when he held me on my back and then he would raise me almost upside down and then I would leap over and land on my feet.

Sometimes he flips me from very high, but Momma doesn’t like it because she is afraid it will hurt my toes.

I like it best when he has me bounce on the bed. I am the only cat that flips. Cheysuli won’t let him hold her (in fact she does not like to let him touch her) and Momma said Georgia was too old and didn’t need to learn to flip and now, well, she is confused about which way is up when she is just lying there now…

Cheysuli Sheds Pounds

img_6042aAfter receiving a furminator, Cheysuli reported shed pounds of fur. The former presidential candidate is said to have stepped on the scale with high hopes. Finding that she had not lost a single ounce, she was forced to confront herself in a mirror.

“You know, it was sort of bad before but now she really looks silly,” said one insider.

“You can’t hide the football like look without any fur,” said another. In fact, rumors abound that the humans around Cheysuli tried to induce vomiting in hope that she actually HAD swallowed a football at a wild superbowl party. Unfortunately, Cheysuli vomited up nothing more than a bit of food.

Cheysuli is said to be hoping that a coat made from the shed fur of Gemini can cover up some of her pounds.

“You know, weight is the main reason they make clothing. Why would anyone buy it but to hide those few unwanted inches here and there? A good fashion sense can cover a multitude of sins.”

Sources close to Cheysuli say she’s going to need someone particularly gifted in fashion sense to help out. “I mean even Daisy the Curly Cat is likely to have trouble disguising that football she appears to have swallowed.”