Meezer Monday: Big Catnip and Chey-tocks

Chey-tocks for Derby! Happy B-Day!

Chey-tocks for Derby! Happy B-Day!

From the Cat Post Intelligencer:

Candidate Cheysuli has been seen begging on the streets for more money. Having been frozen out of the debates between the two big party candidates, Cheysuli was struggling for air time. However, Big Catnip seemed to be her ace in the hole. With her ideas on nipothal vehicles Big Catnip was always behind her.

However, with the stock market crashing and credit tight, Big Catnip has been pulling in their resources.

“We can no longer afford to back any candidate,” stated one representative. “We need to get through this disaster intact. We need to find ways to make people purchase more catnip even as their incomes shrink. We realize that Cheysuli is the candidate to do this, however, her campaign is struggling and we feel we need to cut our losses.”

Cheysuli’s campaign issued the following statement, “Everyone who is hurt by this down turn in the economy needs to realize that only Cheysuli is in a position to really feel what the every day person is feeling, except of course for the fact that she is a cat. Cheysuli is now out begging on the streets to try and make ends meet for her livelihood and is just a few meows away from complete destitution. She has no healthcare due to a pre-existing condition. Does this sound like you? Maybe you need to vote for Cheysuli!”

A former supporter said in response to this statement, “Really I’d like someone who didn’t make the mistakes I made. While I feel for her, she’s in the same boat as I am. And I don’t want to be in this boat!”

Even the Young Senator From Illinois stated, “If Cheysuli had run her campaign off of small donations from lots of people, she wouldn’t have this problem. My donors are all ordinary people. Big Catnip gave me nothing. Each donation was within the legal limits. I am owned, in essence by the very individuals I most want to serve, the middle class American people.”

“Oh and Cheysuli. Let’s wish Derby a Happy Birthday together. I hope he doesn’t mind if I don’t show off my tocks though…”

Derby’s spokesperson hasn’t said if that was a good move on the Senator’s part or not…

Comments

  1. We haf decided to send ya some moneys in the hopes that it helps yer campaign. Here it is:

    $100, $100, $100

    We hope it helps!

    Meanwhile, we want ta say that Big Nip is making a seerious mistake in not supporting you in this campaign! Short-Mousie-View got them into they current problems ta begin with an not helpin you wont get them outta it…

  2. I also hope I could support something….

  3. Nice ‘tocks, Cheysuli. I think Big Catnip is making a mistake in ceasing to support you. You are the only candidate who is in position to help them. Here’s my $100.

  4. Big Catnip made a big mistake, Chey! Sighs! That is a great ‘tocks shot you’ve got there, and we love the tail action, too!
    Purrs and headbutts,
    Sabrina, Sam and Simon

  5. Begging, Chey? We were afraid it may come to this as the election was winding down.

  6. Great tocks Chey ๐Ÿ˜‰
    I have ours up under my Mancat post!!
    I cannot imagine Big Catnip not supporting you ๐Ÿ˜ฎ !!
    Purrs Mickey

  7. Those are some nice political ‘tocks you got there, Chey!

  8. Oh Chey-tocks…furry gud Chey!

    What no Gemini tocks?

    ๐Ÿ™

    Hellllllllllllloooooooooooo Miss Gemini!

    Purrs
    your boyfriendcat

  9. Chey you have some nice ‘tocks!

  10. Now those are politically correct tocks!

  11. Oh the URJES that image gives me……

  12. Uh oh.. does this mean that Nubi will be unemployed soon?

  13. Chey, you are looking very slender and svelte!

  14. Nice tocks, Chey! Too bad about Big Catnip. Their loss. I’m thinking nipothal vehicles may be bad for cats, though. I imagine a lot of cats hanging out in garages with the car running, or cats suddenly chasing care like dogs. Just bad for our reputations.

  15. I would send you my mommy’s plastic card if I thought it was worth anything, Chey!

  16. hey Chey,you are not crazy ๐Ÿ™‚
    Mom was working on our tocks post when you visited
    so it was not up then,heehee
    Purrs Mickey

  17. CHEY-TOCKS!

  18. Chey, don’t tell me you did like BHO and turned your back on public financing? Big risk, big risk… it worked for Obama, but you see what happens when you depend on Big Anything…

  19. you have a very nice shape for the shape you are in ๐Ÿ™‚

  20. Oh, Chey, this is such a sad turn of events. Your campaign was going full tilt. You were photographed in the White Litterbox — um, White House. How could this have happened? Our hopes are still pinned on you.

  21. You’ve got our vote. Not all kitties have full medical and dental like we’ve got…without the pre-existing condition exclusion. You need to win for the good of all cats. We don’t have money but we do have some home grown nip we can contribute.

  22. Nice ‘tocks there Chey, I have a feeling the O Man would have good ‘tocks too.

    Thanks for stopping by the party.

  23. Cute ‘tocks! Sorry about the lack of Big Catnip support here at the end of the campaign! Maw voted today and didn’t see your name on the ballot!

    Luf, Us

  24. Just how dare they stop supporting you! SS can’t get a good tocks shot of me, Hahahaha! Yours is a good one though.

  25. Tsk…is this what it’s come to, Chey…begging in the streets for donations? Really, with news like this and now the spread in PlayCats, what are your supporters supposed to think?

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