Meezer Monday

From the Cat Post Intelligencer:

Hot on the heals of the Democratic Election that had even Cheysuli saying: “Wow! I should apply for First Cat. Or insist Momma Biden take me in,” John McCain announced his choice for Vice Presidential running mate.

Speaking exclusively to Candidate Cheysuli we got her reaction.

“My first thought was Wow! Here’s someone who has almost as little experience as I do. I mean yeah she was mayor of Wasilla, a city of nearly 5500 people at the last census, and she’s had two years as governor of Alaska and is only just now being Investigated.

“A full two years before being investigated on criminal charges suggests she’s really good. I’m still campaigning and I’ve been indicted on credit card fraud and they’re trying to make a Rico case against me because I know the Whapinator.

“I mean I can see how this would appeal to John McCain.”

When asked if she thought the Obama/Biden ticket or the McCain/Palin ticket were more likely to attract her voters, the candidate said, “Well as a well spoken, educated and experienced political cat (I’ve been campaigning online for nearly three years now) I’m sure I’m more likely to appeal to disgruntled Hillary supporters who want to vote for a woman. Palin just doesn’t cut it.

“Additionally I think I show off family values better. While Biden may have had a large family on stage, when I get all my kits together–you just wait! We’ll need a bigger stage. Even Governor Palin, who does not support a Woman’s right to choose (preferring passive aggressive tactics like getting former husband’s fired from their job) can’t beat my birth record! She just doesn’t have the equipment I do. (No Wait, that’s Kukka Maria’s line. Don’t print that! Hey! We’re off the record!!!)

“I really think that I have both camps covered and I expect record turnouts and a landslide vote,” stated Cheysuli.


  1. You still have our vote!

  2. We thought “bein indicted” was proof a Bein is a “good politician”. Ya know, like they know how the system werks…

  3. Right on, Chey, you need to get all your offspring together so that you can show what a wonderful mother and family-cat you were!

  4. Don’t worry,
    I vote is always for you!

  5. Um, because you look so pretty in that picture, I want to give you an award. 🙂 Please come and get it from our topcatrules blog. 😉

  6. I’m currently voting for who ever abolished the practice of bathing cats, or for that matter the practice of painting them white!

  7. Chey, I think you still have all of the candidates beat. Paws down…

  8. Chey you have much more experience and integrity than Mrs Gov Bridge to Nowhere Palin!

    Plus this woman shoots wolves from a helicopter for… sport and has declared that polar bears should not be protected. I see a Bite and Run Attack very soon in her future.

    Who would vote for a passive aggressive gun toting woman?

  9. We’re voting for you Chey! Our Nana wanted to vote for Hillary – maybe we can sway her vote to you!

  10. Chey, we are still voting for YOU!

  11. That is an absolutely beautiful picture of you today! Such a very stunning President you will be!

    Purrrrrrrrrs, China Cat

  12. We do not care for this Alaska lady. As already mentioned, she OK’d the shooting of wolves from helicopters. You still have our vote!
    ~ KittyBoy

  13. Have we missed something? What is the Alaskan governor being indicted for?

  14. We vote for Chey! We vote for Chey!! Happy Labor Day to you!
    Your FL furiends,

  15. Okay. We get it now. Investigated. We thought we missed a joke.

  16. Chey, you have always been our first choice! In fact, we want to put your button on our bloggy, we hope that is okay!
    Purrs and headbutts,
    Sabrina, Sam and Simon

  17. We are trying to get honoury catizenship so we can vote for you.

  18. My vote is always for you!

  19. mi vote iz fer da mos byootiful blu-eyed meezer in da werld.

  20. I’m trying to get honourary citizenship too so I can vote for you! My Dad is an American citizen so perhaps I can get dual citizenship! That is a stunning picture of you:) xxx

  21. Thank you for entering my competition, your answers were almost perfect and you helped us make £34 for The Cats Protection League.

    Bigs Purrs

  22. I am less than impresst with the Alaska lady. Fans of Britney Speers sisser will probably like her tho.

  23. Have you heard the latest. Palin will be a grandma soon. Is that the ticket, vote for Grandpa and Grandma? Yup, her 14 year old daughter is in “a family way.” Is that the family values they want to promote?

    Right now Obama is on our TV as he is in town.

  24. You would always be my choce Chey. Never heard of Palin till just recently and they again when it appears her daughter is having a kitten ;)(Or was that Gov Palin upon hearing the news)
    Purrs Mickey

  25. Chey yur owr furst choice fur tha election. who is yur runnin mate????

  26. There’s two votes, right here, for you, Chey!!

    Mindy – 1 vote

    Moe – 1 vote

  27. Chey, we love you! You rock! Mom agrees with you!


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