From the Cat Post Intelligencer:

Southpaw Candidate Cheysuli was honored to toss out the first pitch in the Mariners game against the Indians on Saturday. Sadly, Cheysuli had some of the best pitching seen in the game by her hometown Mariners and the visiting Cleveland Indians won 9 to 6.

An unnamed source said the Mariners were scouting her in case she looses the election. She has some rare talent that they would like to tap.

In other news, the Candidate is experimenting with a new litter box. On Friday, Tidy Cat delivered the Breeze Litter Box system to her home. While most people get a lovely pale green color, Cheysuli had hers done in red white and blue, with her Winds of Cheynge logo on the side.

Unfortunately, Cheynge is not happening at their house and the litter box sits unused, although everyone has sniffed at it. Next up will be trading places with the Tidy Cat and the current litter box.

From the Cat Post Intelligencer:

Candidate Cheysuli is miffed at recent reports that pet owners prefer John McCain. What was not readily divulged in the poll response was the fact that pet owners were defined as dog owners.

“While I am disheartened that dog owners are not flocking to my campaign, I am more upset that cat owners slaves were not represented,” stated the candidate.

“4 out of 5 cat owners prefer Cheysuli,” stated one pollster.

It is common knowledge that the fifth cat owner has their own cat running for office.

“Cats are bit divided with the numbers of running cats. I think felines in general are fed up with the way humans are running things and know they can do a better job. Cats, being more solitary creatures seem to have the uphill battle of banding together,” stated one pundit on an unread blog.