Meezer Rule Wednesday

img_3721a.jpgThe Meezer Rule for today is to: Guard Your Territory. Here I am guarding my new kitchen territory. As you can see there are some rather unoriginal cabinets in oak (chosen by the human male) and then this Bast-awful wall here. Actually it’s starting to grow on them. Both colors looked nice with the tile but together they set off exactly the wrong colors for the tile to blend in, so the wall is plain in the kitchen now. We’ll see how long it takes  the woman to make the rest of the wall plain (probably in red red wine, as it looks so nice on Georgia). The Male, with his usual lack of taste likes it as it is.

I also guard my property in that I made quite the big stink when I found that my passport documents had also been accessed without authorization. Fortunately as the Prime Catminister of Italy, I travel on my Italian passport. Therefore, they weren’t able to use my extensive travels to Cuba and Venezuela, (where I go to see my dear, dear friends who are not allowed in the United States) against me.

I actually was shot at getting out of a plane on one of my travels. The DEA has this on tape. Fortunately, it’s not a very good likeness as apparently the DEA thought the plane I was on was a drug running plane.  I was coming into the US from Venezuela.  My bodyguards got me away before we were arrested.   This proves, however, that I, unlike Hillary, really have been fired upon.

And you all were wondering why I needed so many bodyguards!  Remember, whatever it takes: Guard your Territory!

Comments

  1. That is a great rule! Being on guard is furry impawtant. And I’m glad you have such ecksellunt bodyguards, Chey! i’m glad yur back in the US of A nice and safe and sound!

    Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

  2. Wowy – them is a lots of cabinets. Has you explored in all of them?

  3. Shot at??? A cat, shot at???? Are dey out of dere bloomin’ evfur lovin’ mindz???? Da cat bloggo-spear may has to de-clire a pox up-on dem. Really Chey. Dis iz takin’ tingz too far. It’s pay-back time!

  4. That is an interesting wall…but not quite meezerly enough.

    Tara

  5. Oh I love a good window seat!

  6. Looks like you’re doing a great job guarding your new kitchen! And I’m sure your excellent Guardian tendencies will come in handy when you are Ms. President. *smile*

    Purrs and snuggles from Mairlyn!

  7. I love this shot because the photographer must be shot on the floor~~ Just like Michico doing the shot for me~!! Beans really loves you for sure~~ Hehehehe~~~~~

    Great rule!

  8. Actually, the wall kind of sets off your furs. Maybe you should pose against it more often.

    Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

  9. That is a great rule, Chey. We are sorry that you need your bodyguards. What is this world coming to?

  10. We like your cabinets – but I think a wine colored wall would look great. Georgia could blend right in! 🙂
    I wouldn’t worry about the DEA too much, they aren’t as smart as you!

  11. Chey, SonnyBob has taken your rule of guarding your territory
    to heart. He is so happy that you think alike.

    He would be available to be your personal bodyguard.

    Well, if the human Pet will let him.

  12. Make sure the decoration matches your furs, then you can hide the evidence better! 😉

  13. Given all that you have said, are you sure you want to be Preident this time out? With the economy tanking, you will not have an easy job making a second term unlikely!!
    Why not let someone else take the blame for 4 years 😉
    Purrs Mickey

  14. You are also very fast !! I see you already know I tagged you for a meme ,hahaha!!!
    Mickey

  15. A good cat must always be on guard – from pirates like us, right?

  16. Purrr-ty kitchen you’re guarding there.

    Wait, I think I was a journalist on that plane you were on. 😉 Are you SURE that’s how it happened?

  17. Queen Snickers says:

    I’m not sure the new kitchen sets off the color of your coat as well as it could. What the the human male thinking? You need to tell him it should be redone.

  18. Wow, new kitchen cabinets. Have you checked them out inside yet? Must be some new places to hide – you and anything you don’t want prying eyes to see.

  19. What a beautiful new kitchen! Could you have your beans speak to mine about this? – Our house was built in 1920 and our kitchen still has the original walls, cabinets and floors. I mean, really!

    I agree, Chey, your vast experience makes you ready from day one!

    Rocky

  20. We’re glad you got back safe and sound, Chey. You have good bodyguards. We can see that you have a great place to supervise the kitchen reno. Looks good, red will be nice.

    Mindy & Moe

  21. As the prime presidential candidate…of course you need tons of bodyguards!!!

    Great kitchen!

  22. Gandalf would certainly agree with you, Chey! He was guarding his territory from the neighborhood “Menace Cat” just last night. He had wandered into our yard just as Mom went out to call us in. All she saw was 2 kitties facing off and then a ball of cats and fur… Just like in the cartoons! It was very exciting, especially since Menace Cat slunk off into the drainage ditch while Gandalf growled at him. Considering Gandalf & I are front declawed, this was an especially brave, and perhaps not-so-smart, act of guarding his territory. Mom says he goes to the fight without ammo. He’s such a brat.

    Grayson

  23. My Momma is jealous of your new kitchen. She says she has to wait for 3 more years before they gut their old kitchen and put in a new one. I don’t think we are going to like the changes…

    Heellloooo Miss Gemini
    Purrsss

  24. There was something on the radio today about Obahma being distantly related to Brad Pitt (they’re like 9th cousins or something like that) and Hillary being distantly related to Brad Pitt’s girlfriend. So I was just wondering, to keep it all in the family, if you are distantly related to Brad Pitt’s cat?

  25. Peas be careful! I am very scairt for you! I do not want yous to get shot at! MORE BODYGUARDS OVER HERE PEAS!

  26. Wow. You have more trouble than a pencil skirt!

  27. I think the Man probably likes it as is because he doesn’t want to consider the multiple coats of primer just to cover red paint! Good job guarding…

  28. always guard your territory chey! That is a fab rule. Also, I think the kitchen cabinets look good! But only with you in the pic! x

  29. Mommy likes how the cabinets go up to the ceiling. We disagree. We think there should be room for kitties to walk around up there.

  30. Did Nubi wan Kenobi use that old Jedi trick to hide you from those agents?
    The Force can have a strong influence on the weak minded!

    We are happy you are safe.

    Next time you need to go to Cuba let us arrange it.
    xoxoxo

  31. dats a great rule! an iz already GREAT at it!

  32. I think you need to run the remainder of your campaign from your kitchen. That way, you and your food source will be safe.

  33. We like your cabinets, ours are old and icky looking. And being shot at, that is terrible!
    Purrs and headbutts,
    Sabrina, Sam and Simon

  34. You make a great kitchen guardian.

  35. That picture makes it look like you are way up high! Great guarding!

  36. Wow! A total kitchen redo! How cool is that?

    Thankfully, you didn’t get any buckshot in your butt while running across the tarmac dodging bullets. And we’re so glad that you are truthful and did not exaggerate your experience unlike other candidates might have done.

    Luf, Us

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