Sunday Guest Star

tybalthollyandivy.jpgThis week our guest star is Tybalt, the Prince of Cats. And he is a prince.

Tybalt said:

I’m a little confused. I thought people expected to be walked on. I do it all the time. Your human male thinks this is wrong?!

. . . . Chey, tell me the truth . . . is he Borg?

No Tybalt, he is not Borg, although he is the next best thing. He works for Microsoft. And as I have oft said before (in tribute to how odd he is) he LIKES Vista. Can you imagine? In fact, I think I am getting Vista to install on my new mac when I want to be in the Windows area. Can you imagine that? Me on vista? Did you know it used to be called Longhorn? Why would anyone want Longhorn when they could have Leopard?

However, you are right. I can’t imagine why people don’t just expect to be walked on. Of course, it’s not so much the walking, as the falling on that got to him. And Georgia does fall hard. Fortunately she is only falling on the bed and both humans have plenty of padding on them to keep her from getting hurt.


  1. Hooray for Tybalt! And I am very relieved to find out that your human male is not a Borg. I have been getting a little bit nervous with all this talk of Borgs lately. I hope they are not taking over the world.

  2. Good comment Tybalt!!
    Your dad should be grateful, he could have 21 lbs of Eric jumping on his head in the middle of the night. That’s guaranteed to wake the Beans up.

  3. Great comment Tybalt! 🙂 Microsoft? Oh my. He is Borg, Chey. 😉

  4. Chey, yoo may want to take a closer look…we think the man may well be Borg. The guy wouldn’t last two minits here, Speedy’s way of getting to know any guests is to wait till they’re comfy, either sitting on the couch or in the guest bed if it’s a sleep over, then throwing all 16 pounds of himself on them. He is furry accurate too, hitting either the bladder, head or the, ahem, male parts. We offen wonder why our beans frends even like coming over here

  5. It’s a good thing he is not Borg, although working at MS is darn close!! (I have 2 generations of MS in my family)
    Make the jump to Vista!! It is so nice.

    I’ve only jumped on my mamma ONCE. She made a scary noise.

  6. Yup,Tybalt is right. The beans should be used to us walking on them by now!!
    They should even like it!!!
    Purrs Mickey

  7. Tybalt iz an amazingly pereptive cat. Da momee lkes dat pic of him in all dat “greenery.”
    PS: Da momee doez not know I yam home wit justee da other cats typin’ myself! I may not requirez a secretariat anymorez. Dat should teach her fur goin away on da wekkend.

  8. Oh my Microsoft? Are you sure he is not a Borg?
    We walk all over our pet humans. I love when she screams “Get off my boobs!” so much fun.

  9. YAY for Tybalt!!!

  10. Falling is fun, I do not understand why Mommy and Daddy don’t like it as much as I do!

  11. Humans should understand that their lot in life is to serve as cat carpets! They should always remember the lyrics to that old song …

    These paws are made for walkin’
    And that’s just what they’ll do
    One of these days these paws are gonna walk all over you!


  12. We walk on The Big Thing a lot during the night. He’s not thrilled sometimes, but he doesnt shove us out an close the door!

  13. I like to wake my mum up by walking across her chest. Then she complains she can’t breathe. I think humans who live with cats should really expect to be walked on, don’t you?

  14. We see nothing wrong wif dive bombing our beans in da middle of da night. It’s so much fun!

    Mindy & Moe

  15. I guess somehow I missed the walking on part. But Humans are just Cat furniture and of course put on this earth for us to walk on, sit on, and sleep on. Not to mention bothering for food and to open the doors and such.

  16. Tybalt is right – Great Comment, indeed! As a dainty 7 lb. cat, my mom prefers it when I walk on her as opposed to Willow who is now a whopping 14 lbs.

    Purrrrrrs, China Cat

  17. Beans are speed bumps on the bed.

    we no like vista. it no come wiff word excel we hafe to buy those seperatly and the thangs all mean like it no recognize owr printer and keeps mentioning one note. we no liked it at all.

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