A One Touch Can Opener?

Once again I was laying there wondering if I should write a payperpost post and suddenly they were looking for people to write about the One Touch Can Opener HA! A gift from Bast if I do say so myself.

Okay, humans think about this: you are walking around listening to us beg, as you insist upon having us do before you feed us the good stuff. The stuff you think stinks, which really doesn’t stink. You have a can. You think you need to walk over to the counter to put it down because you need both hands for the can opener. Well not any more. Welcome to the One Touch Can Opener.

In fact, you know what? I might be able to do it myself. If only I had a thumb. I could do anything better than the average human if only I had a thumb. Well I’m working on it. As for food, though, this could be the start of a wonderful friendship. I wonder how I can go about getting one? I have the $18.95 in my (okay the woman’s) paypal after all I’ve earned from payperpost… I might just get me one. Of course, then I’d have to make a lot more money for all the canned food I’d buy using this can opener… I’ll have to think about this.

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