Catnip Free

Well, this weekend has been eventful. The woman left us for a couple of days. Between annoying visits from the sitter, Gemini decided to have a wild party. Miles and Sammy were there doing the hokey pokey. The calico girls came by and they proved, along with Georgia that calico cats definitely know how to party. Amazing. Georgia woke up the next day not even sure what day it was. She’s had quite the catnip habit for some time.

Everyone seemed to be rolling in the stuff and eating it. I had to walk through some on the floor and while I do roll, I roll when I am greeting people. It’s a sign of pleasure, not inebriation as some might think. With my upcoming presidential election just two years away I want this on the record now, that I did not inhale. I have never inhaled. I am naturally a touchy feely rolling type of a cat so I do not need catnip. Besides, it lowers my sense of control. Those who know me know I am all about control…

My body is my temple and I do not befoul it with things like catnip. My body is a catnip free zone and I shall keep it that way. Addicts have no place in the White House.

Comments

  1. Our Mommy laughed at that last line. We enjoyed ourselves at the party, and we is sorry if we knocked anyfing over doing the hokey pokey.

  2. While the tabloids may report it differently, I want to go on record as saying that while I partake of catnip on occasion, I can stop any time I want to.

    Any time!

  3. You see Kukka, that’s EXACTLY why I want to be on record now. Those tabloids make so much of everything.

  4. And what’s wrong with a little casual catnip now and then, hmmm? I don’t necessarily want a purrsident who is uptight about civil liberties. Nip gives me an extra boost to get through day when I feel blue, but it doesn’t hurt anyone. And, like Kukka-Maria, I can stop any time I want to. Really.

  5. Hi, Chey! You’re beautiful. Mom doesn’t let me haf catnip much cuz I become more adressive… I guess I get bolder about approaching Bonnie an she gets mad easy. So only a little an not wif Bonnie around. It makes Bonnie happy but paranoid.
    Chey, did you know there’s a cat named Cato running for Catifornia governor? He’s anofur Meezer, too. Can only Meezers be lected? See http://www.creaturesoftheearth.com/my_weblog/.

  6. Bonnie Underfoot:

    Certainly there is nothing wrong with a little nip. However, as I plan to run for public office, I need to keep my image SQUEAKY clean. I want no scandals. Look waht they did to Clinton and he didn’t inhale either–but I wonder if he rolled around and wanted his tummy rubbed? Okay. Bad picture.

    Victor– I thank you so much for that link. I’ve been there and offered my support for Cato. Who knows–we might be buddies in politics some day.

  7. Chey

    I will go on the record and say…I LOVE CATNIP. I WOULD PARTAKE IN IT EVERYDAY IF MY MOMMA WOULD GIVE ME SOME(MOMMA ARE YOU LISTENING?)

    **ABBY(NIPPED OUT!)

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